“It’s literally a poison-infused abomination.”
ICYMI (but you definitely didn’t because this is inescapable and no one is safe) Starbucks just released the unicorn frappuccino.
The new drink resulted in unicorn MANIA. Instagram feeds were soon flooded with people trying the drink.
Starbucks baristas also posted about the craziness, with some showing just how many fraps they had to make.