This is Carson, a very good dog. He is a golden retriever that lives with his family in Pennsylvania.
Currently, Carson's hobbies are going on walks and eating sliders at Arby's, one of his humans, Matt Buechele, told BuzzFeed News.
“His best trick is every morning he runs out the front yard to the street and retrieves the newspaper,” Buechele said.
“My parents have a really good sense of humor and I think they just like to send us funny updates,” he said.
On Thursday, it was Carson’s 12th(!) birthday. Of course, Buechele’s mom texted the fam to share photos of the celebration. “Here’s the birthday dog celebrating his special day!”