I wrote this post from my apartment.
This is the BuzzFeed HQ building in Manhattan. It’s a nice enough place to work. They give you free snacks.
“What are bed bugs?” you ask innocently.
Oh, my sweet child. So pure. Sit down and I'll explain. It's quite simple, you see.
Bed bugs are HELL SPAWN THAT MAKE NORMALLY TOUGH NEW YORKERS PEE THEIR PANTS.
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